I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
