hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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