is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Fuck appropriateness.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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