okay pat passed out under dana's car
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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