Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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