Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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