dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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