Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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