My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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