took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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