That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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