Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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