If i come over, it means nothing
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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