You really coming over, don't trick.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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