we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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