just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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