belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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