i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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