I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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