Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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