that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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