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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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