I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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