My liver just broke up with me...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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