i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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