Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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