Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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