I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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