I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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