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She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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