ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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