I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
you never un-have a 4some
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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