I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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