He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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