You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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