I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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