do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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