Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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