STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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