I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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