i may or may not be watching the land before time
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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