And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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