can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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