omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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