Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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