At least make sure they are 18
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Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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