Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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