I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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