Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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