LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
This house was built for laser tag.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
