Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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