He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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