Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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