So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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