There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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