What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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